Frosty the HOSTING Admin

Frosty the Admin

was a jolly happy tech.

With an eyebrow pierced and a tribal tattoo

And a headset ‘round his neck!

Frosty the Admin

is an Apple fan they say.

He lives off Rockstar,

used to work at a coffee bar,

& now works at HOSTING all day!

There must have been some magic

in that old Redhat they found.

For when they installed it on his server

He began to dance around!

Frosty the Admin

Was as stoked as he could be

and his Facebook say

He’d play Skyrim all day

Just the same as you and me!

Frosty the Admin

had a lot of tickets to do.

So he said, “That’s cool,

I’m an expert in Drupal,

And I can do more tickets than you!”

Down to the Starbucks

with his MacBook in his lap.

Getting free wifi there, checking in on FourSquare.

Downloading the Words with Friends App.

A server was rooted and spam was reputed

according to SpamCop.

And he only paused a moment when

he found the script to stop!

Frosty the Admin

Had to hurry on his way

so he logged out

saying, “Don’t you pout.

I’ll be back again Sunday.”

Thumpety thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump.

Look at Frosty kick it.

Thumpety thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump.

Over the hills of tickets!


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